You might gather from our many proud references to our location in Oregon that most of us are quite fond of this wet and wacky state tucked into the Northwest corner of our country. That's not to say that we don't appreciate the other parts of the world. We just like our own little corner of it, and believe some of what makes Oregon unique is part of what makes PowerMax fun to work with. Here are our top ten reasons why:
Alaska, Delaware, Montana, and New Hampshire are the only other four who can claim the same, although some of those have sales-type taxes on specific transactions. That's not to say some of our politicians keep trying to sneak it in. But Oregonians soundly trounce the attempts, preferring the lower taxes… and always knowing exactly what we are paying for something.
However, the verdant Willamette Valley, which is where Portland is located, is a pretty wet place, which keeps everything nice and green. Even then, the Portland metro area ranks 139th (even below our namesake in Maine) in annual precipitation. We think the reputation comes from the number of our cloudy days, which does rank about fourth in the country for larger metropolitan areas (Anchorage, Olympia, Wa. and Seattle have us beat there). But regardless of why they're here… we do love our trees. The video links below may help you better understand the beauty of Oregon.
Portland usually ranks among the top cities surveyed when it comes to friendliness. (Sometimes we miss the cut just because we're not one of the big metro areas surveyed… which is also why we're still pretty friendly!)
We even got a kick out of the research for this topic: one website listed only one man under the heading "Famous People & Celebrities From Oregon," and that was Doc Severinsen, the band leader for the Johnny Carson show (woo hoo!). It may be appropriate to also know that Oregon is the only state that has an official state nut. The Hazelnut is the state nut. We kind of thought it was Tonya Harding. Otherwise, we have filmmaker Gus Van Sant, and let's see here, Patrick Duffy of "Dallas" fame, and let's throw in Matt Groening, the creator of "The Simpsons" and Katee Sackhoff, who stars in one of our favorite shows: "Battlestar Galactica". Not exactly Tier One of the most famous Americans. Maybe the Oregonian mindset is not to call too much attention to oneself… unless your name is Tonya.
The coast (we always refer to the ocean beaches out west as just "The Coast") is only an hour and a half away. Mount Hood, with the only year-round skiing in the continental U.S. (thanks to a glacier), is only an hour away. The Willamette River (you can always tell if someone isn't from Oregon if they mispronounce "Willamette," "Oregon," or even "Tigard," one of Portland's suburbs) runs right through Portland and into the mighty Columbia, which divides Oregon and Washington and is the fourth-largest river in the U.S. Fishing, hiking, camping and skiing are just a few of the outdoor activities many Oregonians participate in regularly.
We also have some pretty nice wines too. We don't think Oregon ranks anywhere near the top in alcoholism or anything… but if we're stuck inside, we might as well toss back a few, you know?
For instance, you'll always know if an Oregonian worked up a top ten list if it stops at, say, seven!
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Oregon.
If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Oregon.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Oregon.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Oregon.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Oregon.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Oregon.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Oregon.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Oregon.
If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Oregon.
If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Oregon.
If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Oregon.
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal, you live in Oregon
If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Oregon.
If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in Oregon.
If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Oregon.
If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Abiqua, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Oregon.
If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Oregon.
If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live in Oregon.
If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in Oregon.
If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Oregon.
If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Oregon.
If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Oregon.
If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Oregon.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your OREGON friends, you live or have lived in Oregon.
They're funny and true (kinda). These kinds of things are what make Oregon uniquely wonderful - and why we love being from the great Beaver State.